i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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