walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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