He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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