he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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