that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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