question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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