Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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