found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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