the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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