So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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