If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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