Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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