As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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