so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Can I color on your dick again?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
