: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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