dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
