I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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