It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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