weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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