Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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