so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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