in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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