A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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