it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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