Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
i think my cat just said my name.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
All the doctor said was why
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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