quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
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