3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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