i don't like sucking hair
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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