Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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