Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
