Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
i out mim tonsoeep
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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