im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
please come you make the beer taste better
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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