D3 body, D1 cock
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I FOUND THE LEGS
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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