O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How's work?
Spinning.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
sick fucks of a feather flock together
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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