Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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