So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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