her vagine was all disorganized.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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