no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
