I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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