You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
