i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
