Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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