"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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