We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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