Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Can I color on your dick again?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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