watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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