my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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