I need help removing her.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Girls should come with a carfax report
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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