Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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