Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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