Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
All I want is dick and wine.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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