she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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