I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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