Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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