Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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